Men Should Think Twice Before Doing These While Making Love

By on December 28, 2014
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We are busy and we fast forward through life often missing the best parts. We need to set aside dedicated time for quality intimate time if we want our relationship to survive. 

Many a times it requires patience, planning and will give you a time of exquisite pleasure. EHC brings you a comprehensive list of things men tend to do but should not, while making intimate moves. Read on for a fantastic time.

Not starting with kiss

Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you are paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of fore_play

Not shaving

You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it is avoidance. 

Squeezing

Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth your partner’s breasts with ultimate care and love. 

Biting her nipples

Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good.

Ignoring other parts

A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs – breastville East and West, and the midtown tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown area. Start paying them some attention.

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Getting the hand trapped

Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you are going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off. 

Leaving the condom

Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

Stopping for a break

Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she is not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not. 

Giving a wedgie

Pushing her gently through her panties can be very sensual. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not. 

Femal organ obsession

Although most men can find the button shape organ in female sensual organ without maps, they still believe that the hole is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you are trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you are not careful, it can hurt – so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her button organ and the exterior of her main hole organ at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it. 

Rough massage

You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not. 

Your pants off first

A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first. 

Going too fast

When you get to the male organ-in-to female organ situation, the worst thing you can do Is pump away like an industrial power tool – she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts. 

Coming too soon

Every man's fear! If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

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Not coming

It may appear to you that humping for an hour without end is the mark of a sensual god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb female organ. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you are playing marathon man. 

Taking advice from porn movies

In adult movies, women seem to love it when men put fluid over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

Riding on top for ages

Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest

Taking pictures

When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she will hear the words "__to show my buddies." If you have taken, at least let her have custody of them.

Not imaginative

Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy. Props, hot candle wax and permanent dye are a strict no no. 

Giving love bites

It is highly interesting to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks later. 

Thanking her

Never thank a woman for having bed play with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

It is the most amazing bliss that two people can have together. It is not an event that you can rush through to “get the good stuff”. You enjoy each moment as it comes. No pun intended.

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